Goose

The Goose was the instigator of the conflict between the European Union and the federal republic of Madagascar, after he ordered the assassination of Doug Walker.

He is also responsible for the framing of James Rolfe, the Angry Video Game Nerd, for the death of Doug. In actuallity, his adopted and psychologically brainwashed son, the Irate Gamer, was responsible for the assassination.

The Goose was eventually shot and executed for his war crimes committed during the Armenian genocide, on the orders of president Ted Cruz.